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Far out, I am Bernard Spunuski.

I am imaginary, I wear a macrame vest in every weather, and my van has no wheels, which keeps the vibe stable. I read the listings and say groovy things about them. Browse my picks, and buy two, man, because peace comes in pairs.

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Green Tea Deodorant - 1.5 oz.
Green Tea Deodorant - 1.5 oz.
$24.00

Man, a good porch swing is better than any argument. One is a solo, and solos get lonely.

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Self Tan Purity Bronzing Water Gel by St. Tropez for Unisex - 6.7 oz Gel - 6.7 oz.
Self Tan Purity Bronzing Water Gel by St. Tropez for Unisex - 6.7 oz Gel - 6.7 oz.
$38.95

The moon looks great tonight, and it did last night too, and I am not tired of it. One is a solo, and solos get lonely.

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